Dear Wayside Bar:
You may have noticed that you are more than three months overdue for your annual Food Safety Inspection. (Thought you were getting away with something, didn't you?!?) We are aware of this problem and are taking steps to expedite your inspection. (We haven't forgotten about you; dream on). At the moment, the Department of Health and Food Safety is significantly understaffed, which has caused some unfortunate delays in our annual inspection program. (In other words, there are more sheriff deputies on night patrol than there are health inspectors in Sanders County at this time). We are making every effort to fulfill our inspection protocols, and ask that you continue to maintain high levels of food safety. (We know this is screwed up, so please try not to kill anyone with your food).
Love,
Your Friendly Health and Food Safety Education Worker
(I'm stressed, overworked, and in desperate need of at least a double when I do show up. Don't mess with me.)
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